Well, I was one of the first people here to really lay into Ashlee Simpson after the SNL incident , and I was expecting her to fail.... fail on so many levels tonight and the Radio Music Awards. I mean, she had to really "face the music" if you catch my drift. Her credibility was seriously on the line, and she needed to be live to regain any of it back. When she first got on stage, her and her band made fun of the infamous song starting fiasco by recreated before she starting singing.......
Usually whenever someone asks me for a picture, I always send this one first.... just to see what they say. Most people laugh... some people get pissed off about it. However, I think its a very accurate version of what I look like. hehehehe
I was at another forum when someone mentioned this flash game called Battle for the Presidency in passing, and boy, is it good bipartisan fun. Basically, you set up your own candidates(in the guise of Kerry or Bush), and then you just watch them debate against other candidates that other people have made, using the abilities you have given them. You don't have direct control over how the debate is going to play out... And they do use all the dirty tricks too... some of them are hilari...
We had an office Halloween party last year... and seeing how I am a cheap bastard... I spent the minimum I could get away with... which was $12. I think it turned out OK though.... hehehe. Breakdown of immediate costs: 10 dollars for cheapo costume 2 dollars for rubber gloves I had that old winter coat and those boots hanging around for a long time.... and the coat especially came in handy when I discovered that the suit that came with it was designed for a shorter man than...
Texas Wahine posted a quiz on being white trash , which I took with glee, and while I was at that site, I discovered my deep dark secret..... GASP, its almost too much too bear! It turns out that I am.... I am I am 81% Evil.... "You are pure evil. You lie awake at night devising schemes of world domination, and you will not rest until all living souls bend to your will." Who would have thunk it... me, an evil genius! I admit that yes, I do laugh like Dr. Evil sometimes...
Texas Wahine posted a quiz on being white trash , which I took with glee, and while I was at that site, I discovered my deep dark secret..... GASP, its almost too much too bear! It turns out that I am.... I am I am 81% Evil.... "You are pure evil. You lie awake at night devising schemes of world domination, and you will not rest until all living souls bend to your will." Who would have thunk it... me, an evil genius! I admit that yes, I do laugh like Dr. Evil sometimes...
I was talking to one of my friends tonight during the SNL broadcast, and she told me to turn it on quick because apparently Ashlee Simpson walked off the stage because her mike didn't work, so I flipped it on, but I had missed the walk off... it was at the commercials... but she had caught it on TiVo. So she went back and watched the incidents that happened before Ashlee walked off. She was dancing and all happy away from mike, and the band started playing Autobiography.... and all of a su...
With all the heated debate about the current election, I thought it might be nice to take a loving look back at the Clinton era with a group of older jokes... enjoy... 6 Presidents in a sinking boat. Ford says: What do we do? Bush says: Man the lifeboats! Reagan says: What lifeboats? Carter says: Women first! Nixon says: Screw the women! Clinton says: You think we have time? Clinton, distraught and contemplating his latest scandal was walking through Washington look...
With all the heated debate about the current election, I thought it might be nice to take a loving look back at the Clinton era with a group of older jokes... enjoy... 6 Presidents in a sinking boat. Ford says: What do we do? Bush says: Man the lifeboats! Reagan says: What lifeboats? Carter says: Women first! Nixon says: Screw the women! Clinton says: You think we have time? Clinton, distraught and contemplating his latest scandal was walking through Washington look...
I just received this in an email today: The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of Europe, rather than German, which was the other possibilty. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish": In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servant...
I just received this in an email today: The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of Europe, rather than German, which was the other possibilty. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish": In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servant...
In the summer of 2000, after 5 years of development, Kevin Smith's animated spinoff of his first film, Clerks , premiered on ABC.... and lasted two out-of sequence episodes... and I loved it then. Of course, for most tv series, that would have been the end.... they would have been merely a speck of roadkill on the side of the network superhighway, but for Kevin Smith... after so much investment... it couldn't be the end. In late 2001, he released the 6 existing episodes of the show on vid...
When the labor dispute between players and league owners began earlier this year... basically, hockey fans got hosed out of seeing how this season would develop. I myself like to play competitive hockey pools on Yahoo!, so I am missing a major Fall pasttime. Of course, when there are problems, usually someone always comes up with a fun solution. In this case, Tom Blink and canada.com have decided to "play the season that could have been," using NHL 2005 on the PS2 and post the results. O...
If I was the emperor of Network TV: - I would put a moratorium on new reality show development for 18-24 months. Existing franchises could go on... so shows like Survivor and the Apprentice could continue... but at the same time, it would stop a lot of the crap that is coming down the pike, and it would mean that more scripted shows, and more writers would have work. - I would mandate that only two shows can carry the same banner... which would mean that Wolf's Law and Order and Bruc...
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists, two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. 'We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your target sitting in a chair. Kill them!' Upon entering the room, the man saw it was his wife sitting in the ch...