So, you're a Montana State University student, going through the Montana border back into US, and you have to answer the call of nature... and you end up clogging the toilet at the small-town border station. Well, that is rather embarrassing in and of itself. But it doesn't stop there.... you get arrested for clogging the toilet because the authorities think you did it on purpose. OK, its getting a lot more embarassing now. But wait... there's more. Because you are a resident of Great Fall...

Man, oh man... I feel SO bad for the guy in this story. He's just cruising along and he stops at a corner, rolls down his window... and it suddenly hit by 370 gallons of liquid manure.... or to put that in laymen's terms... about 7 bathtubs worth of crap. Now, I felt bad for those people who got bombed from the funky mess that came out of the Dave Matthews band's tour bus, but I don't think that was a bad as this. I think that is one of those supreme moments of "if only" for that guy......

Well, we always knew that the Swedes were cheapskates and flimflammers, and now we have proof! Apparently a Swedish scofflaw is claiming that a parking ticket he received on his snowmobile after parking it on the street for three hours in Warwick, England on the second day of summer has no basis in reality. This man has to take responsibility for his actions. He claims that it was parked in his garage the whole time... a likely story if I ever heard one. In fact, its one of the oldest stories...

These are dark days indeed. The Associated Press, when describing an incident involving the current Miss Universe, a fashion show and a skirt she was wearing falling to her ankles, used the term Wardrobe Malfunction... which means that this turn of phrase is becoming more and more legitimate as a statement... sigh. Who would have thought that Justin Timberlake was going to contribute something to the English Language that was actually going to stick. I know the language is always evol...

We're almost done... we just have one more list to go... and then there are no more song titles to present... at least in country music... LOL Won't you join us in singing: Queen Of My Double-Wide Trailer Redneck Martians Stole My Baby Refried Dreams She Feels Like A New Man Tonight. She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger. She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart She Offered Her Honor, He Honored Her Offer, and All Through the ...

New from K-Tel records! This excellent collection of song titles has been sitting on a hard drive somewhere for months waiting to be made available to you, the blog reading public, and for a limited time, they are being released. Read such funny titles as: I'd Rather Hear A Fat Girl Fart Than A Pretty Boy Sing If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, Wonder Whose I'd Find On You. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out ...

Many a joke has been made about country music, and seeing as I am not a huge country fan myself, most of them are rather funny. That being said, I have to admit that sometimes the title of a song just hits the nail right on the head, and is generally memorable... such as these titles. Some of them are funny, some of them are wise, and all of them are real titles. I want to hear these songs now! : Are You Drinkin With Me Jesus? Are You on the Top 40 of the Lord? At the Gas Station of ...

I've enjoyed Rehabilitating Mr. Wiggles for good long while now, and I started thinking about some of the outrageous things Neil Swaab has talked about through his comics, and I remembered a few of his good shots at bloggers in the past year(amongst other people), and I just had to bring them to everyone's attention. So here is Burn 1 and Burn 2 of the blogging community in the ever-caustic style of "Rehabilitating Mr. Wiggles". Of course, the irony is, he has a site set up at l...

How about having your computer meltdown(I melted a chip) after the last thing you watched on the internet was Strong Bad's computer being destroyed ? Everyone has to have been stomped by Irony at one time or another... so what is your most recent ironic moment?

Well, anyone whose read my comments or Texas Wahine's "My Favorites" sidebar knows that I am the guy you go to when you want to know the Simpsons stuff.... and in that spirit, I had been looking for a decent Simpsons character quiz for a while now... and now I've found one! WOOHOO! There are around 16-20 different Simpsons characters you can become on this quiz, which makes it really fun.... Homer Simpson. You represent the easiness in life. You are the spice and fun in the gro...

Yes, once again, I tread on the path of Pointwhoredom, but considering it is a Monday( Strong Bad Email day! ), it seemed like a good time to post this little bit of internet fun/fluff. My results are totally in fitting with my favorite character.... Take the Homestar Runner Character Quiz by Coach Vee! ...though I probably could have easily been Strong Sad too. If you've never watched the Homestar Runner cartoons, you can get the jist of the characters in their own w...

The resemblance is uncanny! Carl Spackler is the man!

While I was at the Internet Movie Database , I saw an excellent little quiz devised by MSNBC, and in the spirit of the holiday, I thought I would share it with you all. Its 11 questions, so its a really quick fun thing. This is how I did: Thanks for taking our quiz. You answered 92% of the questions correctly. Very Good. You know so much about horror films, I bet people edge away from you nervously when you walk by. Keep up the good work! So, let's see how well you know you go...