We're almost done... we just have one more list to go... and then there are no more song titles to present... at least in country music... LOL Won't you join us in singing: Queen Of My Double-Wide Trailer Redneck Martians Stole My Baby Refried Dreams She Feels Like A New Man Tonight. She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger. She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart She Offered Her Honor, He Honored Her Offer, and All Through the ...
We're almost done... we just have one more list to go... and then there are no more song titles to present... at least in country music... LOL Won't you join us in singing: Queen Of My Double-Wide Trailer Redneck Martians Stole My Baby Refried Dreams She Feels Like A New Man Tonight. She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger. She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart She Offered Her Honor, He Honored Her Offer, and All Through the ...
New from K-Tel records! This excellent collection of song titles has been sitting on a hard drive somewhere for months waiting to be made available to you, the blog reading public, and for a limited time, they are being released. Read such funny titles as: I'd Rather Hear A Fat Girl Fart Than A Pretty Boy Sing If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, Wonder Whose I'd Find On You. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out ...
New from K-Tel records! This excellent collection of song titles has been sitting on a hard drive somewhere for months waiting to be made available to you, the blog reading public, and for a limited time, they are being released. Read such funny titles as: I'd Rather Hear A Fat Girl Fart Than A Pretty Boy Sing If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, Wonder Whose I'd Find On You. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out ...
Many a joke has been made about country music, and seeing as I am not a huge country fan myself, most of them are rather funny. That being said, I have to admit that sometimes the title of a song just hits the nail right on the head, and is generally memorable... such as these titles. Some of them are funny, some of them are wise, and all of them are real titles. I want to hear these songs now! : Are You Drinkin With Me Jesus? Are You on the Top 40 of the Lord? At the Gas Station of ...
Many a joke has been made about country music, and seeing as I am not a huge country fan myself, most of them are rather funny. That being said, I have to admit that sometimes the title of a song just hits the nail right on the head, and is generally memorable... such as these titles. Some of them are funny, some of them are wise, and all of them are real titles. I want to hear these songs now! : Are You Drinkin With Me Jesus? Are You on the Top 40 of the Lord? At the Gas Station of ...
With all the heated debate about the current election, I thought it might be nice to take a loving look back at the Clinton era with a group of older jokes... enjoy... 6 Presidents in a sinking boat. Ford says: What do we do? Bush says: Man the lifeboats! Reagan says: What lifeboats? Carter says: Women first! Nixon says: Screw the women! Clinton says: You think we have time? Clinton, distraught and contemplating his latest scandal was walking through Washington look...
With all the heated debate about the current election, I thought it might be nice to take a loving look back at the Clinton era with a group of older jokes... enjoy... 6 Presidents in a sinking boat. Ford says: What do we do? Bush says: Man the lifeboats! Reagan says: What lifeboats? Carter says: Women first! Nixon says: Screw the women! Clinton says: You think we have time? Clinton, distraught and contemplating his latest scandal was walking through Washington look...
I just received this in an email today: The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of Europe, rather than German, which was the other possibilty. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish": In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servant...
I just received this in an email today: The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of Europe, rather than German, which was the other possibilty. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish": In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servant...
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists, two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. 'We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your target sitting in a chair. Kill them!' Upon entering the room, the man saw it was his wife sitting in the ch...
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists, two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. 'We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your target sitting in a chair. Kill them!' Upon entering the room, the man saw it was his wife sitting in the ch...
VS. My question is... which is worse?