The Wit and Wisdom of Country Music Titles Pt. 1

A rough listing...

Published on August 29, 2004 By historyishere In Humor

Many a joke has been made about country music, and seeing as I am not a huge country fan myself, most of them are rather funny. That being said, I have to admit that sometimes the title of a song just hits the nail right on the head, and is generally memorable... such as these titles. Some of them are funny, some of them are wise, and all of them are real titles.

I want to hear these songs now! :

Are You Drinkin With Me Jesus?
Are You on the Top 40 of the Lord?
At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump
Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?
Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor On The Bedpost Overnight?
Don't Chop Any Wood Mother, I'm Comin' in With a Load!
Don't Squeeze My Sharmon.
Drop Kick Me Jesus (Through The Goal Posts Of Life.)
Get Off the Table, Mabel (The Two Dollars is for the Beer)
Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye.
Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine
Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure.
Here's A Quarter (Call Someone Who Cares)
Hold On To Your Men..’Cause She's Single Again
How Can A Whiskey That's 6 Years Old Whup A Man That's 33?
How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life?
I Bought the Shoes that Just Walked Out on Me
I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life.
I Don't Care if it Rains or Freezes 'Long as I Have My Plastic Jesus Sittin' on the Dashboard of my Car
I Don't Know What Came Over Me (When I Came All Over You)
I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling.
I Fell for Her, She Fell for Him, and He Fell for Me
I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me.
I Gave Her the Ring, and She Gave Me the Finger
I Just Bought A Car From The Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We Got An Even Deal.
I Knew I'd Hit Rock Bottom When I Woke Up On Top Of You.
I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.
I Want a Beer as Cold as My Ex-Wife's Heart
I Went Back to My Fourth Wife for the Third Time and Gave Her a Second Chance to Make a First Class Fool Out of Me
I Wish I Were In Dixie Tonight, But She's Out Of Town.

And finally,

I Wouldn't Take You To A Dog Fight Even If I Thought You Could Win.

I think that would be one of the weirdest Winamp lists ever. Don't know who wrote them, recorded them... I just loved those titles alone.

Comments

Locamama

on Aug 29, 2004

There's a new country song by the Notorious Cherry Bombs called "It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long".

historyishere

on Sep 02, 2004

Sort of reminds me of what Ferris Bueller said near the end of that movie:

You can't respect someone who kisses your ass..."

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