Y'all come back now, ya hear!
We're almost done... we just have one more list to go... and then there are no more song titles to present... at least in country music... LOL
Won't you join us in singing:
Queen Of My Double-Wide Trailer
Redneck Martians Stole My Baby
Refried Dreams
She Feels Like A New Man Tonight.
She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft.
She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger.
She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
She Offered Her Honor, He Honored Her Offer, and All Through the Night It Was Honor and Offer
She's Actin' Single..... I'm Drinkin' Doubles
She's Got Freckles On Her, But She's Pretty.
She's Out Doing What I'm Here Doing Without.
Slap 'Er Down Again Paw
Tennis Must Be Your Racket 'Cause Love Means Nothin' To You.
Thanks To The Cathouse, I'm In The Doghouse With You
The Alcohall of Fame
The Bridge Washed Out and I Can't Swim and My Baby's On the Other Side
The Last Word In Lonesome Is "Me".
The Pint Of No Return.
There Ain't Enough Room in my Fruit Of The Looms to Hold All My Lovin' For You
There Ain't No Waste In My Baby's Love Canal.
They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out.
This White Circle on My Finger Means We're Through
Touch Me With More Than Your Hands.
Up Against the Wall, Redneck Mother
Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart.
Waitin' In Your Welfare Line
Walk Out Backwards Slowly So I'll Think You're Walking In
We Used To Kiss On The Lips, But It's All Over Now
Welcome to Dumpsville, Population Me
What Made Milwaukee Famous (Has Made A Loser Out Of Me).
When You Wrapped My Lunch in a Road Map, I Knew You Meant Good-Bye
Who's Gonna Take The Garbage Out When I'm Dead And Gone?
Who's Makin' Time with the Time Keeper's Daughter, when the Time Keeper's Keepin' Time?
Would Jesus Wear A Rolex On His Television Show?
You Ain't Much Fun Since I Quit Drinkin'
You Can't Deal Me All The Aces And Expect Me Not To Play.
You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too.
You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd.
You Changed Your Name From Brown to Jones, and Mine From Brown to Blue
You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life
You'd think my Bed was a Bus Stop, the Way You Come and Go
Your Negligee Has Turned To Flannel Nightgowns
You're a Hard Dog To Keep Under The Porch
You're Going To Ruin My Bad Reputation
You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.
You're The Ring Around My Bathtub, You're The Hangnail Of My Life
And FINALLY:
You've Already Put Big Old Tears In My Eyes, Must You Throw Dirt In My Face?
*collapses in the dirt*
FIN
Part 1: http://historyishere.joeuser.com/index.asp?AID=26487
Part 2: http://historyishere.joeuser.com/index.asp?AID=26711