We're almost done... we just have one more list to go... and then there are no more song titles to present... at least in country music... LOL Won't you join us in singing: Queen Of My Double-Wide Trailer Redneck Martians Stole My Baby Refried Dreams She Feels Like A New Man Tonight. She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger. She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart She Offered Her Honor, He Honored Her Offer, and All Through the ...
We're almost done... we just have one more list to go... and then there are no more song titles to present... at least in country music... LOL Won't you join us in singing: Queen Of My Double-Wide Trailer Redneck Martians Stole My Baby Refried Dreams She Feels Like A New Man Tonight. She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger. She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart She Offered Her Honor, He Honored Her Offer, and All Through the ...
With all the heated debate about the current election, I thought it might be nice to take a loving look back at the Clinton era with a group of older jokes... enjoy... 6 Presidents in a sinking boat. Ford says: What do we do? Bush says: Man the lifeboats! Reagan says: What lifeboats? Carter says: Women first! Nixon says: Screw the women! Clinton says: You think we have time? Clinton, distraught and contemplating his latest scandal was walking through Washington look...
With all the heated debate about the current election, I thought it might be nice to take a loving look back at the Clinton era with a group of older jokes... enjoy... 6 Presidents in a sinking boat. Ford says: What do we do? Bush says: Man the lifeboats! Reagan says: What lifeboats? Carter says: Women first! Nixon says: Screw the women! Clinton says: You think we have time? Clinton, distraught and contemplating his latest scandal was walking through Washington look...
I just received this in an email today: The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of Europe, rather than German, which was the other possibilty. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish": In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servant...
I just received this in an email today: The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of Europe, rather than German, which was the other possibilty. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish": In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servant...
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists, two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. 'We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your target sitting in a chair. Kill them!' Upon entering the room, the man saw it was his wife sitting in the ch...
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists, two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. 'We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your target sitting in a chair. Kill them!' Upon entering the room, the man saw it was his wife sitting in the ch...
VS. My question is... which is worse?
VS. My question is... which is worse?
Man, oh man... I feel SO bad for the guy in this story. He's just cruising along and he stops at a corner, rolls down his window... and it suddenly hit by 370 gallons of liquid manure.... or to put that in laymen's terms... about 7 bathtubs worth of crap. Now, I felt bad for those people who got bombed from the funky mess that came out of the Dave Matthews band's tour bus, but I don't think that was a bad as this. I think that is one of those supreme moments of "if only" for that guy......
Man, oh man... I feel SO bad for the guy in this story. He's just cruising along and he stops at a corner, rolls down his window... and it suddenly hit by 370 gallons of liquid manure.... or to put that in laymen's terms... about 7 bathtubs worth of crap. Now, I felt bad for those people who got bombed from the funky mess that came out of the Dave Matthews band's tour bus, but I don't think that was a bad as this. I think that is one of those supreme moments of "if only" for that guy......
Well, we always knew that the Swedes were cheapskates and flimflammers, and now we have proof! Apparently a Swedish scofflaw is claiming that a parking ticket he received on his snowmobile after parking it on the street for three hours in Warwick, England on the second day of summer has no basis in reality. This man has to take responsibility for his actions. He claims that it was parked in his garage the whole time... a likely story if I ever heard one. In fact, its one of the oldest stories...