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The Horror.... The Horror
Published on November 13, 2004 By historyishere In Movies & TV & Books
The Three Scariest words in the English Language:

Baywatch: The Movie

Coming in 2006.... could this be the end of intelligent life as we know it?


Comments
on Nov 13, 2004
You know you're gonna watch it . . .
on Nov 13, 2004
Still thinking about Chandler Bing seeing Baywatch for the first time:

"Look at her run..."

It might be fun if it was like a Brady Bunch parody of the show.... but I think they are probably going to take it seriously....
on Nov 13, 2004

I have nothing to do for a couple weeks...I suppose a well-timed hit on David Hasselhoff isn't out of the question?

-A.
on Nov 13, 2004
Will you do it for free for the good of humanity?
on Nov 14, 2004
For the good of humanity, for me, whatever. I have no morals.

-A.
on Nov 14, 2004
I have no morals.


MUST... NOT... MAKE... LEWD... JOKE....
on Nov 14, 2004
Please, dear God, tell me this is a nightmare I will wake up from.
on Nov 14, 2004
Maybe it will be a vaporfilm... something that never gets made....
on Nov 14, 2004
Aw, c'mon. I like lewd jokes. Except the going to the bathroom one I heard today. That was just gross.

-A.
on Nov 14, 2004
Aw, c'mon. I like lewd jokes. Except the going to the bathroom one I heard today. That was just gross.


I have no morals.


That must make your husband VERY happy
on Nov 14, 2004
That must make your husband VERY happy


Or else very UNhappy....

I don't even remember what this article was about. Uhhh....

-A.
on Nov 14, 2004
I don't even remember what this article was about. Uhhh....


I don't remember what it about either.... hmmmm.....
on Nov 14, 2004
You must all bow down and worship him...The man they call...HASSELHOFF!
on Nov 14, 2004