And you thought Zima was bad....

Now that's a nasty looking carbonated beverage.

Published on November 11, 2004 By historyishere In Misc

I was reading Yahoo! News as I am apt to do in the morning, and I saw a story and a picture that just boggled my mind made me want, no.... need to write this entry.

I am looking at those bottles, with their cloudy strangely colored liquids, and the thought of drinking what's inside makes me want to ralph... it looks nasty.... I mean, who wants to drink a Turkey and Gravy flavored beverage from a bottle!? or Green Bean casserole.?! I mean, that's just... ACK!

Now, I generally like the flavors that Jones Soda has come out with... but these "creations" are just foul looking, and I can't imagine what they would taste like. I mean, what's next... an eggnog flavored soda for Christmas? Oh wait... for the Thanksgiving Holiday pack, they have a Fruitcake one..... so I guess they are already thinking ahead.

Comfort food shouldn't come in a bottle, should it?

Comments

thetech

on Nov 11, 2004

umm... Pepsi I think has come out with a "holiday flavored" soda, I heard it advertised on the radio the other day, very disparaging about egg nog too, but I think they mentioned that it was spiced like egg nog, will have to see if I can find a bottle and try it, don't sound too bad.

I make my own beer on occasion and have made holiday spiced beers, that are actually quite good (well better than you would think they would be at least).

historyishere

on Nov 11, 2004

Well, there is a difference between being a Pepsi with the eggnog spices and a carbonated Eggnog....

Angloesque

on Nov 11, 2004

Hey look, it's bottled vomit.

Mmm. My favorite.

-A.

BlueDev

on Nov 11, 2004

I think I will pass. Might try one just to say I have though. Sort of like eating chicken's feet and ants. You do it just so you can always say you did.

historyishere

on Nov 11, 2004

I wonder if you could baste a Turkey with a bottle of that...

Angloesque

on Nov 11, 2004

I wonder if you could baste a Turkey with a bottle of that...

You get my five funny points for the day, with the standard disclaimer that they don't do much for your score but might do something for your ego.

-A.

Though, come to think of it, you also get my five retching points of the day for making me look at those bottles. What's that do to your ego?

-A2.

historyishere

on Nov 11, 2004

Though, come to think of it, you also get my five retching points of the day for making me look at those bottles. What's that do to your ego?

I can do better than that I think....

Turkey Dinner Ice Cream Float

1 Bottle of Jones Turkey and Gravy Soda
1 Bottle of Jones Mashed Potatoes Soda
1 Scoop Vanilla Ice Cream
1 Scoop Chocolate Ice Cream
2 Tablespoons of uncooked Stove Top Stuffing

Blend until smooth, and serve with 2 straws..... then puke at your earliest convenience....

Angloesque

on Nov 11, 2004

While I can't speak for your ego, I can certainly speak for my stomach--

*holding hair back and leaning over trash bin*

-A.

historyishere

on Nov 11, 2004

Or what about curling up with a bottle of Turkey and Gravy and a big bag of caramel popcorn?

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