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May 5, 2005 by historyishere
I have been reading a lot of the hype about the upcoming Harry Potter movie, and I got to thinking about one of the most demented and yet high-concept parodies I have seen in a while.

Basically, the creator of "Kill Harry" isn't really a fan of either the legendary fantasy series or the hyperkinetic dual shotgun blast of Tarantino's latest epic, and so, with an odd flair, the artist and writer has decided to put these two works together, along with a great deal of other pop culture reference...
December 8, 2004 by historyishere
Thanks to the good folks at Comedy Central's jokes.com for having this list I saw a long time ago.

Rules of the Movie Universe

-It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.

-A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

-If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.

-Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civil...
December 4, 2004 by historyishere
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November 30, 2004 by historyishere
I've enjoyed Rehabilitating Mr. Wiggles for good long while now, and I started thinking about some of the outrageous things Neil Swaab has talked about through his comics, and I remembered a few of his good shots at bloggers in the past year(amongst other people), and I just had to bring them to everyone's attention.

So here is Burn 1 and Burn 2 of the blogging community in the ever-caustic style of "Rehabilitating Mr. Wiggles".

Of course, the irony is, he has a site set up at livejourna...
November 30, 2004 by historyishere
I knew I have occasionally been a snob in the past... it was something I was more than willing to admit to, and I accepted blame for.... and then someone sent me this quiz... what kind of elitist are you..... and well, I took it and I regret it now... because now I have to deal with those tendencies all over again. Anyway, here's how it turned out for me.

You speak eloquently and have seemingly read every book ever published. You are a fountain of endless (sometimes useless) knowledge, and ...
November 19, 2004 by historyishere
How about having your computer meltdown(I melted a chip) after the last thing you watched on the internet was Strong Bad's computer being destroyed ?

Everyone has to have been stomped by Irony at one time or another... so what is your most recent ironic moment?
November 9, 2004 by historyishere
Well, anyone whose read my comments or Texas Wahine's "My Favorites" sidebar knows that I am the guy you go to when you want to know the Simpsons stuff.... and in that spirit, I had been looking for a decent Simpsons character quiz for a while now... and now I've found one! WOOHOO!

There are around 16-20 different Simpsons characters you can become on this quiz, which makes it really fun....

Homer Simpson. You represent the easiness in life.
You are the spice and fun in the group. Y...
November 8, 2004 by historyishere
Yes, once again, I tread on the path of Pointwhoredom, but considering it is a Monday(Strong Bad Email day!), it seemed like a good time to post this little bit of internet fun/fluff.

My results are totally in fitting with my favorite character....

Take the Homestar Runner Character Quiz by Coach Vee!

...though I probably could have easily been Strong Sad too.

If you've never watched the Homestar Runner cartoons, you can get the jist of the characters in their own words at the ...
November 2, 2004 by historyishere
The resemblance is uncanny!

Carl Spackler is the man!
October 30, 2004 by historyishere
While I was at the Internet Movie Database, I saw an excellent little quiz devised by MSNBC, and in the spirit of the holiday, I thought I would share it with you all. Its 11 questions, so its a really quick fun thing. This is how I did:

Thanks for taking our quiz. You answered 92% of the questions correctly.

Very Good. You know so much about horror films, I bet people edge away from you nervously when you walk by. Keep up the good work!

So, let's see how well you know you gory, blo...
October 25, 2004 by historyishere
Texas Wahine posted a quiz on being white trash, which I took with glee, and while I was at that site, I discovered my deep dark secret..... GASP, its almost too much too bear! It turns out that I am.... I am

I am 81% Evil....

"You are pure evil. You lie awake at night devising schemes of world domination, and you will not rest until all living souls bend to your will."

Who would have thunk it... me, an evil genius!

I admit that yes, I do laugh like Dr. Evil sometimes, and its ...
October 22, 2004 by historyishere
With all the heated debate about the current election, I thought it might be nice to take a loving look back at the Clinton era with a group of older jokes... enjoy...

6 Presidents in a sinking boat.

Ford says: What do we do?
Bush says: Man the lifeboats!
Reagan says: What lifeboats?
Carter says: Women first!
Nixon says: Screw the women!
Clinton says: You think we have time?

Clinton, distraught and contemplating his latest scandal was walking through Washington looking for...
October 22, 2004 by historyishere
I just received this in an email today:

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of Europe, rather than German, which was the other possibilty. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish":

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants j...
October 20, 2004 by historyishere
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists, two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

'We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your target sitting in a chair. Kill them!'

Upon entering the room, the man saw it was his wife sitting in the chair...
September 30, 2004 by historyishere