A little bit weird, a little bit political with a lot of humor.
If I was the emperor of Network TV:

- I would put a moratorium on new reality show development for 18-24 months. Existing franchises could go on... so shows like Survivor and the Apprentice could continue... but at the same time, it would stop a lot of the crap that is coming down the pike, and it would mean that more scripted shows, and more writers would have work.

- I would mandate that only two shows can carry the same banner... which would mean that Wolf's Law and Order and Bruckheimer's CSI would have to make hard choices about which 4 of the 6 series currently airing on network tv would remain.

- Mandate that if you start a series, you have to show every episode you made... no cancelling things before they've had time to grow or before their last episode.

- When a show enters syndication, the stations who buy them cannot show more than 1 episode at a time unless that series has more than 200 episodes. This does not preclude showing two episodes in different time periods however(so a station could show an episode in the early evening and then later at night)

- News is not entertainment... make people remember that.

- I'd bring back the Wide World of Sports.

and finally!

- More miniseries

Comments (Page 2)
2 Pages1 2 
on Oct 20, 2004
Especially really nasty, gory, or perverse death . . .
on Oct 20, 2004
I'm a bad person, aren't I?
on Oct 20, 2004
You are talking to someone who watches a lot of action/slasher/war movies... there's no shame here...
on Oct 21, 2004
I just read that Medical Investigation got picked up for the full season now.
on Oct 21, 2004
- I'd bring back the Wide World of Sports.

Now, that was some good television!
on Oct 21, 2004
- I'd bring back the Wide World of Sports.

Now, that was some good television!


And its theme could wipe any song you got stuck in your head right out...
2 Pages1 2